Compilation of original Shiney Ahuja jokes posted as FB status updates:
Q.Who is Shiney's fav football player?
A.Bai Chung Bhutia
Q.What kind of food does Shiney like
A.Home Maid
Q.What is Shiney's sexual orientation?
A.He is Bai-Sexual
Q.Why did Shiney hang out with Snoop Dog??
A. To make rape music
he loves N'Sync coz they sing...."bai bai bai"
Q.whats shiney ahuja's favorite song?
A.Maid in India
Q.Which song did Shiney sing with N'Sync
A.Bai Bai Bai
Q.In court, under oath what did Shiney say?
A.Bai God!
A." i was an innocent bai-stander"
Q.What kind of pact did Laloo and Shiney get into?
A.Bai Chara
Q.What does Shiney think now?
A.Let bygones be bai'gones
Q.Who are Shiney's new family members?
A.Bai Laws
Q.Why was Shiney charged?
A.Cause he crossed the Bai line
q.Where in Mumbai was Shiney Caught?
A.Bai-under ( Bhayander)
Q.What does Shiney practice?
A.'Bai-gamy'
Q.what did shiney tell his wife at the airport?
A.'Bai-Bai'
Q.Shiney's bio
A.Fav TV Serial: Baiwatch
Fav movie: Maid in Manhattan, North bai Northwest
Fav website: bestbai.com ( Bestbuy.com)... Read More
If you were not an actor what would you be: Bai-oglogist,
You swear by: Baibelle
Fav song: Bai bai love ( by the Everly brothers)
Q.What is Shiney's fav search engine?
A.Bai-du
Q.What is shineys only wish now ?
A." Bai - pass" surgery
Q.What has media coverage got to do with Shiney?
A.It is a Bai product
Q.How does Shiney refute all the claims?
A.It was all Bai-Talk
Q.Why did Shiney feel very old on his birthday?
A.He was celebrating his bai-centennial
Q.what specs does shiney wear?
A."bai-focals"
Q.When Anupam came to c him @ de cell, he said "Bai-by"
Q.How wud shiney ask for a cigg drag???
A." bai zara dena!!"
Q.What is the moral of the story?
A.love bai-tes!!!
Note:All of this is just Bai- d- way
Contributors: Shantanu, Neeraj, Mayuri, Smita, Ahteram, Hitesh, Pushkar
