Am pretty impressed!! Here is the link for all those who want a peep into their state of mind using Colors...http://www.colorquiz.com/
My result:
Dilpreeta's Existing Situation
Exercises initiative in overcoming obstacles and difficulties. Either holds, or wishes to achieve, a position of authority in which control can be exerted over events.
Dilpreeta's Stress Sources
The existing situation is disagreeable. Has an unsatisfied need to ally herself with others whose standards are as high as her own, and to stand out from the rank and file. Her control of her sensual instincts restricts her ability to give herself, but the resulting isolation leads to the urge to surrender and allow herself to merge with another. This disturbs her. as such instincts are regarded as weaknesses to be overcome; she feels that only by continued self-restraint can she hope to maintain her attitude of individual superiority. Wants to be loved or admired for herself alone; needs attention, recognition, and the esteem of others.
Dilpreeta's Restrained Characteristics
Conditions are such that she will not let herself become intimately involved without making mental reservations.
Dilpreeta's Desired Objective
Seeks an affectionate relationship, offering fulfillment and happiness. Capable of powerful emotional enthusiasm. Helpful, and willing to adapt herself if necessary to realize the bond of affection she desires. Needs the same consideration and understanding from others.
Dilpreeta's Actual Problem
Wants to be valued and respected, and seeks this from a close and peaceful association of mutual esteem.
Dilpreeta's Actual Problem #2
Needs to achieve a stable and peaceful condition, enabling her to free herself of the worry that she may be prevented from achieving all the things she wants.
Monday, July 6, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Shiney Ahuja One liners
Compilation of original Shiney Ahuja jokes posted as FB status updates:
Q.Who is Shiney's fav football player?
A.Bai Chung Bhutia
Q.What kind of food does Shiney like
A.Home Maid
Q.What is Shiney's sexual orientation?
A.He is Bai-Sexual
Q.Why did Shiney hang out with Snoop Dog??
A. To make rape music
he loves N'Sync coz they sing...."bai bai bai"
Q.whats shiney ahuja's favorite song?
A.Maid in India
Q.Which song did Shiney sing with N'Sync
A.Bai Bai Bai
Q.In court, under oath what did Shiney say?
A.Bai God!
A." i was an innocent bai-stander"
Q.What kind of pact did Laloo and Shiney get into?
A.Bai Chara
Q.What does Shiney think now?
A.Let bygones be bai'gones
Q.Who are Shiney's new family members?
A.Bai Laws
Q.Why was Shiney charged?
A.Cause he crossed the Bai line
q.Where in Mumbai was Shiney Caught?
A.Bai-under ( Bhayander)
Q.What does Shiney practice?
A.'Bai-gamy'
Q.what did shiney tell his wife at the airport?
A.'Bai-Bai'
Q.Shiney's bio
A.Fav TV Serial: Baiwatch
Fav movie: Maid in Manhattan, North bai Northwest
Fav website: bestbai.com ( Bestbuy.com)... Read More
If you were not an actor what would you be: Bai-oglogist,
You swear by: Baibelle
Fav song: Bai bai love ( by the Everly brothers)
Q.What is Shiney's fav search engine?
A.Bai-du
Q.What is shineys only wish now ?
A." Bai - pass" surgery
Q.What has media coverage got to do with Shiney?
A.It is a Bai product
Q.How does Shiney refute all the claims?
A.It was all Bai-Talk
Q.Why did Shiney feel very old on his birthday?
A.He was celebrating his bai-centennial
Q.what specs does shiney wear?
A."bai-focals"
Q.When Anupam came to c him @ de cell, he said "Bai-by"
Q.How wud shiney ask for a cigg drag???
A." bai zara dena!!"
Q.What is the moral of the story?
A.love bai-tes!!!
Note:All of this is just Bai- d- way
Contributors: Shantanu, Neeraj, Mayuri, Smita, Ahteram, Hitesh, Pushkar
Q.Who is Shiney's fav football player?
A.Bai Chung Bhutia
Q.What kind of food does Shiney like
A.Home Maid
Q.What is Shiney's sexual orientation?
A.He is Bai-Sexual
Q.Why did Shiney hang out with Snoop Dog??
A. To make rape music
he loves N'Sync coz they sing...."bai bai bai"
Q.whats shiney ahuja's favorite song?
A.Maid in India
Q.Which song did Shiney sing with N'Sync
A.Bai Bai Bai
Q.In court, under oath what did Shiney say?
A.Bai God!
A." i was an innocent bai-stander"
Q.What kind of pact did Laloo and Shiney get into?
A.Bai Chara
Q.What does Shiney think now?
A.Let bygones be bai'gones
Q.Who are Shiney's new family members?
A.Bai Laws
Q.Why was Shiney charged?
A.Cause he crossed the Bai line
q.Where in Mumbai was Shiney Caught?
A.Bai-under ( Bhayander)
Q.What does Shiney practice?
A.'Bai-gamy'
Q.what did shiney tell his wife at the airport?
A.'Bai-Bai'
Q.Shiney's bio
A.Fav TV Serial: Baiwatch
Fav movie: Maid in Manhattan, North bai Northwest
Fav website: bestbai.com ( Bestbuy.com)... Read More
If you were not an actor what would you be: Bai-oglogist,
You swear by: Baibelle
Fav song: Bai bai love ( by the Everly brothers)
Q.What is Shiney's fav search engine?
A.Bai-du
Q.What is shineys only wish now ?
A." Bai - pass" surgery
Q.What has media coverage got to do with Shiney?
A.It is a Bai product
Q.How does Shiney refute all the claims?
A.It was all Bai-Talk
Q.Why did Shiney feel very old on his birthday?
A.He was celebrating his bai-centennial
Q.what specs does shiney wear?
A."bai-focals"
Q.When Anupam came to c him @ de cell, he said "Bai-by"
Q.How wud shiney ask for a cigg drag???
A." bai zara dena!!"
Q.What is the moral of the story?
A.love bai-tes!!!
Note:All of this is just Bai- d- way
Contributors: Shantanu, Neeraj, Mayuri, Smita, Ahteram, Hitesh, Pushkar
Friday, March 20, 2009
I DO NOT WANT TO VOTE
This is my tryst with writing about India. What I like about being able to express myself here is that I might actually be able to make myself heard which otherwise is usually in vain.
I DO NOT PLEDGE TO VOTE:
Ironical!!
Indeed it is very ironical. I do not want to vote.
No it is not because I am not aware of the power of one. I have had my fair share of self help stories which have been rather encouraging and have told me how I may bring about a change all by myself
It is not because I am stoic about the situation. Admittedly I am far more comfortable in life than a lot of others are, but one cant take away the recession from our professional lives. I am not good with doing my own work and I need to keep myself funded for affording what we middle class perceive as necessity- our daily labour- a thing of luxury to be honest. Back to the point, while I am perhaps better equipped to bear yet another spate of bad governance it is not true that it does not touch my life. IT DOES AFFECT ME TOO!!
It is not because I am not wanting to voice myself and I am complacent. I have a voice and I fully recognize and appreciate what a democracy has granted me.
I do not want to vote because:I do not know whom to vote for. The dilemma is:
MUST I CHOOSE AMONGST LESSER EVIL??
perhaps i have had my chance of writing a couple of objective examinations- but can there be an option of none of the above. I do want to take things into my hands, but am not a politician... thats not what I do, it is not my profession.Politicians are professionals, they run the nation. They are not social workers and they are not doing it for free! They do need to have qualifications before they can become one ( okay this is when you smirk- the qualifications are at best a mockery, I know but we do have a constitution which the Supreme Court upholds)
II am a citizen and I want to participate but why am I not allowed to?
Freedom of choice. I learnt that in civics- Yes, that subject which got us the easy score back in school. Neither am I free nor do I have a choice.
I have an opinion
I have a voice
and I DO HAVE A CHOICE
just that it is NOT YOU
must I be penalised?
I am sure there are several others who relate to my sentiments and I am hopeful this expression springs a certain familiarity with them.
While some others may think I am clearly washing my hands off my responsibility but no I have not even begun to voice myself!
There is a lot more I have to say. A lot more I want to share.
Most importantly the transactional mentality is what I want to stand against. It is never a one way traffic. Until we learn to give back no institution can keep giving us! Is earth in the present day scenario not one of the best examples that nothing- no resource is bottomless. Will write on this in my next post
Until then cheers
I DO NOT PLEDGE TO VOTE:
Ironical!!
Indeed it is very ironical. I do not want to vote.
No it is not because I am not aware of the power of one. I have had my fair share of self help stories which have been rather encouraging and have told me how I may bring about a change all by myself
It is not because I am stoic about the situation. Admittedly I am far more comfortable in life than a lot of others are, but one cant take away the recession from our professional lives. I am not good with doing my own work and I need to keep myself funded for affording what we middle class perceive as necessity- our daily labour- a thing of luxury to be honest. Back to the point, while I am perhaps better equipped to bear yet another spate of bad governance it is not true that it does not touch my life. IT DOES AFFECT ME TOO!!
It is not because I am not wanting to voice myself and I am complacent. I have a voice and I fully recognize and appreciate what a democracy has granted me.
I do not want to vote because:I do not know whom to vote for. The dilemma is:
MUST I CHOOSE AMONGST LESSER EVIL??
perhaps i have had my chance of writing a couple of objective examinations- but can there be an option of none of the above. I do want to take things into my hands, but am not a politician... thats not what I do, it is not my profession.Politicians are professionals, they run the nation. They are not social workers and they are not doing it for free! They do need to have qualifications before they can become one ( okay this is when you smirk- the qualifications are at best a mockery, I know but we do have a constitution which the Supreme Court upholds)
II am a citizen and I want to participate but why am I not allowed to?
Freedom of choice. I learnt that in civics- Yes, that subject which got us the easy score back in school. Neither am I free nor do I have a choice.
I have an opinion
I have a voice
and I DO HAVE A CHOICE
just that it is NOT YOU
must I be penalised?
I am sure there are several others who relate to my sentiments and I am hopeful this expression springs a certain familiarity with them.
While some others may think I am clearly washing my hands off my responsibility but no I have not even begun to voice myself!
There is a lot more I have to say. A lot more I want to share.
Most importantly the transactional mentality is what I want to stand against. It is never a one way traffic. Until we learn to give back no institution can keep giving us! Is earth in the present day scenario not one of the best examples that nothing- no resource is bottomless. Will write on this in my next post
Until then cheers
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Wishing away
Sometimes I want
to walk away
Sometimes I wish
to maintain a stride
A better day
A brighter side
Sometimes I want
to wish dark thoughts away
Sometimes I wish
to look them in the eye
slip on tracks and walk a mile
drive alone on a highway
sometimes I want
smaller pleasures of life
sometimes I wish
I had things my way
a will soo strong
pride in the confidence that resides
sometimes I want
to achieve what capability demands
sometimes I wish
to simply balance things out
sometimes
I want
on other occasion s
I wish
the tussle
the struggle
to tow a path
blurring of lines
fusion of several thoughts playing on my mind
to walk away
Sometimes I wish
to maintain a stride
A better day
A brighter side
Sometimes I want
to wish dark thoughts away
Sometimes I wish
to look them in the eye
slip on tracks and walk a mile
drive alone on a highway
sometimes I want
smaller pleasures of life
sometimes I wish
I had things my way
a will soo strong
pride in the confidence that resides
sometimes I want
to achieve what capability demands
sometimes I wish
to simply balance things out
sometimes
I want
on other occasion s
I wish
the tussle
the struggle
to tow a path
blurring of lines
fusion of several thoughts playing on my mind
Saturday, December 13, 2008
12 Dec 2008
some manage work through perceptions, others manage perceptions through work. I am glad i belong to the latter
one can't complain about India not having competent politicians, what one can complain about though is, them not joining Indian politics.
one can't complain about India not having competent politicians, what one can complain about though is, them not joining Indian politics.
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