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Showing posts with label One Liners. Show all posts
Showing posts with label One Liners. Show all posts
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Story of India- The Amul way
2014
History as we write it each day...
2013
Flashback of the year that was...
1978
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
Shiney Ahuja One liners
Compilation of original Shiney Ahuja jokes posted as FB status updates:
Q.Who is Shiney's fav football player?
A.Bai Chung Bhutia
Q.What kind of food does Shiney like
A.Home Maid
Q.What is Shiney's sexual orientation?
A.He is Bai-Sexual
Q.Why did Shiney hang out with Snoop Dog??
A. To make rape music
he loves N'Sync coz they sing...."bai bai bai"
Q.whats shiney ahuja's favorite song?
A.Maid in India
Q.Which song did Shiney sing with N'Sync
A.Bai Bai Bai
Q.In court, under oath what did Shiney say?
A.Bai God!
A." i was an innocent bai-stander"
Q.What kind of pact did Laloo and Shiney get into?
A.Bai Chara
Q.What does Shiney think now?
A.Let bygones be bai'gones
Q.Who are Shiney's new family members?
A.Bai Laws
Q.Why was Shiney charged?
A.Cause he crossed the Bai line
q.Where in Mumbai was Shiney Caught?
A.Bai-under ( Bhayander)
Q.What does Shiney practice?
A.'Bai-gamy'
Q.what did shiney tell his wife at the airport?
A.'Bai-Bai'
Q.Shiney's bio
A.Fav TV Serial: Baiwatch
Fav movie: Maid in Manhattan, North bai Northwest
Fav website: bestbai.com ( Bestbuy.com)... Read More
If you were not an actor what would you be: Bai-oglogist,
You swear by: Baibelle
Fav song: Bai bai love ( by the Everly brothers)
Q.What is Shiney's fav search engine?
A.Bai-du
Q.What is shineys only wish now ?
A." Bai - pass" surgery
Q.What has media coverage got to do with Shiney?
A.It is a Bai product
Q.How does Shiney refute all the claims?
A.It was all Bai-Talk
Q.Why did Shiney feel very old on his birthday?
A.He was celebrating his bai-centennial
Q.what specs does shiney wear?
A."bai-focals"
Q.When Anupam came to c him @ de cell, he said "Bai-by"
Q.How wud shiney ask for a cigg drag???
A." bai zara dena!!"
Q.What is the moral of the story?
A.love bai-tes!!!
Note:All of this is just Bai- d- way
Contributors: Shantanu, Neeraj, Mayuri, Smita, Ahteram, Hitesh, Pushkar
Q.Who is Shiney's fav football player?
A.Bai Chung Bhutia
Q.What kind of food does Shiney like
A.Home Maid
Q.What is Shiney's sexual orientation?
A.He is Bai-Sexual
Q.Why did Shiney hang out with Snoop Dog??
A. To make rape music
he loves N'Sync coz they sing...."bai bai bai"
Q.whats shiney ahuja's favorite song?
A.Maid in India
Q.Which song did Shiney sing with N'Sync
A.Bai Bai Bai
Q.In court, under oath what did Shiney say?
A.Bai God!
A." i was an innocent bai-stander"
Q.What kind of pact did Laloo and Shiney get into?
A.Bai Chara
Q.What does Shiney think now?
A.Let bygones be bai'gones
Q.Who are Shiney's new family members?
A.Bai Laws
Q.Why was Shiney charged?
A.Cause he crossed the Bai line
q.Where in Mumbai was Shiney Caught?
A.Bai-under ( Bhayander)
Q.What does Shiney practice?
A.'Bai-gamy'
Q.what did shiney tell his wife at the airport?
A.'Bai-Bai'
Q.Shiney's bio
A.Fav TV Serial: Baiwatch
Fav movie: Maid in Manhattan, North bai Northwest
Fav website: bestbai.com ( Bestbuy.com)... Read More
If you were not an actor what would you be: Bai-oglogist,
You swear by: Baibelle
Fav song: Bai bai love ( by the Everly brothers)
Q.What is Shiney's fav search engine?
A.Bai-du
Q.What is shineys only wish now ?
A." Bai - pass" surgery
Q.What has media coverage got to do with Shiney?
A.It is a Bai product
Q.How does Shiney refute all the claims?
A.It was all Bai-Talk
Q.Why did Shiney feel very old on his birthday?
A.He was celebrating his bai-centennial
Q.what specs does shiney wear?
A."bai-focals"
Q.When Anupam came to c him @ de cell, he said "Bai-by"
Q.How wud shiney ask for a cigg drag???
A." bai zara dena!!"
Q.What is the moral of the story?
A.love bai-tes!!!
Note:All of this is just Bai- d- way
Contributors: Shantanu, Neeraj, Mayuri, Smita, Ahteram, Hitesh, Pushkar
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
One Liners: Food for thought
there are just too many ingredients that are required to acquire perfection
but many a dish are prepared in the simplest of manner
it is just the special touch which steals the show...
A well garnished dish more often than not leaves one hungry...in one way or another wanting for more
Cheesy one I say...lol
I am not too adventurous when it comes to the cuisines I eat...I make up for it by the men I dig
damn...i will write a book on pick up lines...any publishers?
Cooking is therapeutic... only when you are doing it when you want and the way you want
Applause! married women...
but many a dish are prepared in the simplest of manner
it is just the special touch which steals the show...
A well garnished dish more often than not leaves one hungry...in one way or another wanting for more
Cheesy one I say...lol
I am not too adventurous when it comes to the cuisines I eat...I make up for it by the men I dig
damn...i will write a book on pick up lines...any publishers?
Cooking is therapeutic... only when you are doing it when you want and the way you want
Applause! married women...
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